Update at this link. Enjoy!
No! Jesus! He’s not seriously mulling folks, because he has a LOT MORE OTHER responsibilitiizzz to address.
What kind of responsibilities? The awesome kind. There’s the puppy and rooster killing and tank-dozing incident with Arpaio while shooting a segment of their new “reality” series. And all of those sexual harassment and sex trafficking accusations. And that time he got married when he was still married. And the 4 wives, multiple girlfriends (with whom he cheated on his wives) and 7 chillins to support. And how he’s not really a cop. And the fact that he stopped selling his aftershave, called Scent of Action. THIS should be a crime in and of itself.
I think the real tragedy in all this is that Seagal’s Scent of Action aftershave was pulled from the shelves.
Try to have something nice. Sheesh!