So far the Cardinals have not decided on who the new Pope will be.
Black smoke rose from the smokestack of the Sistine Chapel on Wednesday morning, signaling that the cardinals gathered to choose a new pope had voted again but not reached an agreement on a new leader for the Roman Catholic Church.
Loyal readers of this blog know that I’m lending my support to Dojo Rat’s candidacy. Given some of the recent scandals, I think that the church could stand for a non-religious, beer-drinking, and ass-kicking Pope!
Also, if elected, the Rat has promised Tater and I a steel cage match in St. Peter’s Square. The winner of the match becomes the new Head of Security and Nuns.