Both of these stories involve idiots. I’ll let you decide who the idiots are.
First, this would-be robber made the mistake of breaking into the garage of kickboxer.
The photo says it all.
After Wise landed the first blow, Houston proceeded to land all subsequent punches.
Finally, our beloved Lord of Pasta is going to Enter the Octagon with Randy Couture — sort of. Back in August Randy Couture joked that the only way he would come out of retirement is if it was to fight Steven Seagal.
Apparently Segal-san lacks a sense of humor.
I’m kind of confused as to why he would say that. All I can say is, I’m here. Anybody can find me anytime and anyplace. If Randy really wants to fight me, he can fight me anytime he wants. It’ll be for free, and it’ll be some place where there are no witnesses.
And if you need a good laugh check out the Seagal MMA Meme Generator.
-BCP
Great post and I’m so going to be stuck on that meme generator for hours…