The Eagle has Landed

Bob Patterson “borrowing” neighbor’s wi-fi

I spent the past few days flying back to Corn-dog Land and driving back to the West (again). This time, however, it was with Mrs. Patterson and four cats.

Mrs. Patterson flew back to deal with the movers while I now share a mostly empty townhouse with four cats. Empty rooms and cats. Why do they stare at me with their judging eyes? But I digress…

The good news:

  • Movers loaded our house
  • I can pick up the neighbor’s wi-fi from the upstairs bedroom

The bad news:

  • The only furniture I have is a cot
  • I’m living out of bags and suitcases
  • No fridge
  • No microwave
  • No television
  • No washer or dryer
The meal plan: Rotten Ronnies in the AM for oatmeal and coffee. Lunch at Wendy’s for a half (chicken) salad. Dinner at Subway for a $5 foot long. Yum. 
More bad news: Movers said it could be up to 6 weeks before we get our stuff. The only plus is that each day they are beyond the promised delivery date they shave $100 off the bill. 

Training:

After a week hiatus I’m back at the gym for my fast and furious weight sessions. Since it’s uncomfortable sitting on the edge of a cot with this net book I’m not going to post daily. In fact, blog posts will continue to be sporadic.

Upcoming:

Dojo Rat has me on a top secret mission to infiltrate area republican strongholds. More on that as my mission unfolds or until I’m arrested.

-BCP

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3 Responses to The Eagle has Landed

  1. Dojo Rat says:

    Dude;
    A few suggestions:
    1. ice chest (for Beer, and I guess food)
    2. camp stove (no, not for cooking meth)
    3. Beware of Dick Cheney; they say he now has a human heart that he stole from some poor bastard.

  2. DR: Rest assured I always have my eye out for Dick.

  3. Gye Greene says:

    I would totally buy a mini-fridge, a small microwave, and a hotplate. Try your local thrift store for the microwave and a few pots and pans (ramen!), and you’d think the hotplate would be <$30 at K-Mart. Once your furnishings arrive, you can always stick those now-surplus items in the den/garage/etc. Or just donate them to a charity. (Or, sell them to incoming students?)

    Just a thought. But after a few weeks, the cost of eating take-out versus buying "real" food and nuking/boiling/frying it yourself would offset the cost of the mini-fridge, etc.

    –GG

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