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His forward roll is really quite nice. We have many black belts that don’t have such a smooth one.
The “Five Element” form looks like it borrows heavily from Xing-i’s five elements.
I’ve missed you Bob. Good to have you back
His best offense would be to fall on his oppenent.
Hi Jay,
I am back but it will be very spotty.
Cream Pie: Did you see the slow-mo punch dodging?
Jay is so respectful. I was going to fill the comments with all kinds of nonsense, but somewhere in that bulk was a man that probably studied to some degree and thought he could pass that on to others. Probably not in his best interests to make the videos though.
He means well, but hasn’t taken Master Ken’s public service announcement to heart just yet:
Yess …… this sensei Titus Jansen is quite a figure.
he claims to teach Koga Ryu Ninjutsu from the ashida kim organisation.
just go to youtube and search on: “sensei titus jansen” there is also a famous Dutch MMA forum here in the Netherlands it is called: mixfight forum, they had send two mma fighters to the Titus Jansen martial arts school for an interview an training session. the movies they made are on the youtube acount; makotogym …. Please check the sparring part!
Titus Jansen is teaching in a city called Winschoten and he invented the martial art: Lin Kuei Jitsu (mortal kombat subzero??) and he claims he has a black belt in Sei Tei Ryu Iaido a false claim because Sei Tei Ryu Iaido is not a Japanese Iaido system. sei means blue the rest i do not know……………
well just google or youtube the Jansen guy for a good laugh………
Peace and respect from holland
this sensei Titus Jansen has many video”s have you seen the one with his resume?
Many grades and ofcourse Koga Ryu Ninjitsu……….
Check this one for his resume:
And this one:
And this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dhds1tuRlM
And the deadly Lin Kuei Jitsu martial arets made by Sensei Titus Jansen:
The clown video is bad enough, however, it appears that you can mail this guy for a black belt. Fascinating.
I’m totally trying this at home. It looks very comfortable on the knees. And I want another blackbelt before I die.
The Plan:
1. Win a portion of the lottery (even 100k)
2. Plan the Tater-Patterson MA tour
3. First stop: A week with Master Wong
4. Second stop: A week with Sensei Titus Jansen
Wong will actually work us so we need to get that out of the way first. Then we can spend a week with Jansen learning how to fall and roll like water buffaloes.
I’ve really got to start buying lottery tickets, but they don’t have them up here. I tell my wife that if I won I spend half on blow and hookers and waste the rest.
Sensei Titus does seem to have a low impact approach. I think I’d like that based on the fact that I’m older now and taking a beating at class takes longer to heal from. Wong would probably laugh his ass off at us.
I think we could both take Titus. Wong would probably kick our ass and then scream profanities at us.
If he didn’t yell at us, I would feel cheated some how.
Me too.