The Return of Bob Patterson?

The Patterson Compound - location undisclosed

Is this thing still on?

I thought I’d update those of you who still follow this cry for help.  Here’s what I’ve been up to since last November.  They say three is a charm.  Apparently “they” are right.  Approximately one month ago I interviewed for the Next Big Thing.  Suffice to say I got the job.

So, during the end of May, I will be moving to an undisclosed Western state.  I am smack dab in the middle of cowboy country.  Given that I grew up in cowboy country there is a part of me that is excited to get back to my roots.  This particular area has some of the best trout fishing in the country so, once things settle, I plan to fish again.  Hopefully a bear won’t eat me when I return.

A lot has to happen between then and now: finding housing, putting a house on the market, moving, me living out of a motel for at least a month, etc.  Also, I am now in charge of my own zoo.  Already other zookeepers from said undisclosed state have contacted me.  So between learning the new zoo and politicking I’m going to be swamped until December.

My martial arts has gone to hell and my exercise is marginal.  I’ve resurrected running and, to my surprise, Mr. Neck is holding up.  I think it has to do with the fact that its not getting cranked on.  I’ve been trying to slip in push-ups, sit-ups, and running 3-4 times a week.  I’ve also been abusing myself with the four food groups: alcohol, chips, pizza, and cake.  For sure I have gained weight.  I have worked myself up to a 2 mile run which is good.  However, I look a lot like “the Geezer” or “the Stiffy” in this video:

Once I get settled I need to get serious about an exercise routine.  I figure I can take the fall to get back into shape and then consider a martial art in January.  What does the area offer?  Well, to my surprise, it has Krav Maga!  In addition there’s also Tae Kwon Do and Aikido.  For sure I plan to check out the Krav Maga.  Past that we’ll see.

As for this blog, well, expect a post or two from time to time.

-BCP

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18 Responses to The Return of Bob Patterson?

  1. Tate says:

    Oh. Hell, Yeah! Bob’s back!!!

  2. shinjido says:

    Congratulations on your new job Bob. I’m glad to see you’re back. I’ve missed your humourous and informative blog entries and I’ll look forward to reading your future postings.

  3. Hi Shin,
    The posts will be spotty until things are settled. However, expect to see the occassional post!

  4. Dojo Rat says:

    As your unfitness coach I advise you to drink heavily…

  5. That’s the problem: I HAVE!

  6. Bai Yiming says:

    Hehe, we get out of shape for all the different reasons, that’s life.
    I missed 2 months for a fractured ulna, but have started long still sitting and very easy forms work, no fajin, no phs, no partner drills, no weapons.
    So we get in shape ’til the end of 2012, alright?
    Best from Taiwan

  7. Bai –

    It’s a deal!

  8. Rincewind says:

    Welcome back Bob, good to see you alive and kicking, hope you’re going to a nice place in the states…

  9. Hi Rince,

    Yes, I think I am!

  10. *punch* Sorry Rat told me to.

  11. I would have expected you to throw me! :-)

  12. senseimattklein says:

    Bob has arisen! So glad to hear you are doing well. Your vid was hilarious, am sure all those guys would leave me in the dust. Love the soundtrack the best. Journey rules!

  13. Hey SMK,

    Intermittent but back!

  14. Nicola says:

    Congratulations on the job and wonderful to see you back. All the best with the move !

  15. Hey Nicola –

    Back pt but I am back. :-)

  16. Drew says:

    The Rapture has came early it seems. Welcome back Bob!

  17. Rick Matz says:

    Welcome back.

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