I’m taking this Friday to examine how various martial artists would handle a bear attack.
1. Bob Patterson the “martial enthusiast”
You will need:
- A cool head
- Acting skills
- Clean underwear
The entire video is at this link. Watch. Learn. Die Live.
2. Dojo Rat the “woodland warrior”
The staff here at Striking Thoughts asked D.R. to respond to this image:
"Jesus Christ get back in the warehouse!" courtesy of MthruF.com
D.R. responds…
- This Bear obviously has a sore left paw.
- Fortunately, Rat has a cold 16 oz. can of Miller High Life in the lunchbox.
- Rat administers Beer to Bear.
- Rat and Bear bond.
- Rat and Bear go to Bosses office to ask for raise.
3. Chuck Norris the “zanshin warrior”
-BCP
Ha ha ha! I like DRs response!!
And he’s leading with 2 votes!
Even bears are smart enough not to mess with The Chuck.
Bob, you get my vote for that brilliant video find but gotta admit that I most likely would try out DRs beer bonding…
SMK –
There’s no way I’d take a bear on from the guard. Then again, I’m not Prime Chuck!
Rince,
Is there anything that beer can’t solve?
