I’m taking this Friday to examine how various martial artists would handle a bear attack.
1. Bob Patterson the “martial enthusiast”
You will need:
- A cool head
- Acting skills
- Clean underwear
The entire video is at this link. Watch. Learn.
2. Dojo Rat the “woodland warrior”
The staff here at Striking Thoughts asked D.R. to respond to this image:
- This Bear obviously has a sore left paw.
- Fortunately, Rat has a cold 16 oz. can of Miller High Life in the lunchbox.
- Rat administers Beer to Bear.
- Rat and Bear bond.
- Rat and Bear go to Bosses office to ask for raise.
3. Chuck Norris the “zanshin warrior”