Michele Bachmann — she makes me think of something Staff Sergent P. would always say.
“Patterson, that’s dumb as a bag of hammers.”
Yeah right. Let’s pay the blue-collar folks 65 cents an hour. That will work. Especially after the Tea Party builds their Berlin Wall to protect us from the migrant workers in Mexico who do all our crap jobs. I’m starting to wonder if the Republicans have some sort of secret camp that creates these nimrods?
“He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.” –Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere’s midnight ride, June 3, 2011
And lest you think I’m a left-wing windbag I have to be honest and state that I came darn close to supporting John McCain. Whether it’s a Republican or Democrat, I want our President to least be as smart as I am.
“I don’t think the federal government has a role in your children’s education.” –Rick Perry, at a campaign stop in Iowa, August 15, 2011