I just don’t have the mental energy to transcribe Wong’s chat episodes anymore. However, like a meth addict, I find myself wandering back to Master Wong TV. So for the next few Saturdays I will be featuring a little Master Wong and I will transcribe the videos in one sentence.
#75
Kung Fu it goddamn hard.
Master Wong wear Fist in the Frost pants.
Side note: What the hell is “grabbling?”
-BCP
I love the passion and energy that he shows in these two videos. I also love the fact that he is telling it as it is.
I kept asking myself, “how did Wong find out about me and my awesome line of arctic camo pants?” Derp!
Seriously, his show was awesome this week. Did you notice during his mockery speech he actually multiple cameras set up? He must have a pretty decent studio.
Loki – I like his track suits.
Tater – You’ve been holding out on me! Who knew that you and Wong became business partners? If you send me a pair of those arctic camo pants I’d be happy to review them here on ST.
Seriously: I want some producer to make Wong an evil villain. He has untapped crazy movie villain potential.