WikiLeaks Reveals Iranian Ninja Assassins!

Man I’m glad I live in the United States! According to WikiLeaks, Iran used at least one “Ninja Assassin” to take out pro-democracy activists. I kid you not.

xxxxxxxxxxxx said he personally knew one such martial arts master whom he said was used by the Intelligence service to murder at least six different individuals over the course of several months in xxxxxxxxxxxx said that the victims included intellectuals and young “pro-democracy activists,” adding that his assassin acquaintance was ultimately “suicided” by the authorities (i.e., killed in what was subsequently labeled a suicide).

Judging by the video methinks they need to work on their ground fighting. ;-)

You can view the video at this link.

Update:

WikiLeads founder Julian Assange was recently arrested. Given that he’s pissed off God knows how many governments are we surprised? Worse still: Does he really have this so-called digital nuclear device or is he bluffing? Very interesting times indeed!

The “thermonuclear device,” so named by Mr. Assange’s lawyer, is believed to refer to a mysterious 1.4 GB file labeled “insurance” that was uploaded onto the WikiLeaks website in late July, just after the website published 77,000 Afghan war documents.

-BCP

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5 Responses to WikiLeaks Reveals Iranian Ninja Assassins!

  1. The music sounds like it’s from one of the early Street Fighter video games – gives the ninja’s total credibility. That doesn’t mean that these guys won’t kick my ass in the first round! Were they called the “Immortals”? (a la ’300′)

    Oh and in the US we don’t have ninjas, we have the Navy SEALs – close enough.

  2. It’s true. Thy plucked a single hair from the ponytail of a certain deadly individual–it’s all they could manage against his mighty power–and used it to clone a deadly ninja army.

  3. AA – Seals indeed!

    Chris – This explains Seagal’s hair loss and obvious hair weave.

  4. Gye Greene says:

    Wushu — Japanese style. ;)

    (i.e., lotsa theatrical flash; dubious martial ability. Running up a wall to kick a sponge on the end of a broomstick **looks** cool — but how often do you need to head-kick a nine-foot-tall opponent?)

    –GG

  5. Gye,

    One thing is certain: If I tried that I’d probably throw a hip!

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