So much for beating that sword into a plowshare! What would Jesus do if he lived in Louisiana? Apparently he’d pack some heat!
Reversing an earlier vote, Louisiana’s House of Representatives voted overwhelmingly May 12 in favor of a bill that would allow concealed handguns to be carried inside houses of worship.
And here I thought that Indiana had cornered the market on dumb. Silly me.
Beginning July 1, employees will be able to bring guns to work in Indiana. Now what?
I may just write my state representative and encourage him to pursue similar legislation here in the Hoosier state. Heck, since I’m allergic to churches, the way I see it is I won’t be there to use my martial arts skills should some nut think that the Lord is telling him to go on a killing spree. So, it’s only fair that churchgoers should be able to bring their Glocks to worship!
WOODY Burton
In fact, while I’m writing Woody I should also contact another local celebrity, Don Davis. I know for a fact he’d support the idea!
Davis was named in the top 5 dealers who sell guns to criminals by the United States Department of Justice, ranked at #4 in the US.
All this talk of violence in the church got me to thinking about a song I often hear on the Bob & Tom Show. Somehow it seems very appropriate for this post. So, without further adieu, I give you “Church League Softball Fist Fight” by Tim Wilson.
- Bob “please don’t shoot me” Patterson
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