Please join me at Blogcritics for their newest feature: Eye on Seagal.
Are you an ex-mobster CIA agent, reeking of mojo and able to sing the velvet blues? Can you stop an army of Hollywood bad guys with a single blow? If so then “Eye On Seagal” is for you! Join me while I chronicle A&E’s newest reality show: Steven Seagal Lawman. For the past 20 years Steven Seagal was a secret deputy sheriff in Jefferson Parish, LA. Is this the best kept secret since the Kennedy assassination conspiracy? Probably. Why write a weekly review about the show? I suppose someone has to do it…
You can read my review of the first episode, here.
I will say that this is Steven Seagal’s best performance since his role as “Cock Puncher” in 2008′s The Onion Movie.
I think I’ve finally hit the big time. After this I may just retire.
-BCP
Dang Bob,
I’m 1:13 into the first show and my pulse is going!
Good job and good luck in the Big Time.
My review of the second show should be out on Saturday so stay tuned!
In the meantime, UK entertainment reports that Lawman premiered with high ratings. Better still, they cited me!
Why do I suddenly feel like Jed Clampett?
You know I really didn’t want to watch the show, anticipating your review to be far more entertaining. I believe I might be correct. I look forward to next weeks review with bated breath.
Don’t forget us when you make it to the big time.
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Tater,
Don’t bank on my review. Still, I wonder if A&E would put me in a reality series with Seagal and Norris? Perhaps “Martial Arts House”!
Since I don’t know you personally I’d really hate to think you were anything like those fellows. I think the word bloviate comes to me when I think of them. They’d have to use you to simulate reality to the boys. Once they find that you are were the famous BP I imagine they’d use a lot of intimidation and such. Or prostylitize.
Tater,
I actually can’t stand reality TV. I’ll occasionally watch Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels but that’s about it.
This, however, is Seagal!
As for me in a house on TV? Don’t hold your breath…