Striking Thoughts

Hoosiers for Beverage Choice

August 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Things you can’t do in Indiana on Sunday:

1. Buy a car. The reason being the Lord is opposed to this. So, BY LAW, all car dealerships are closed. Considering that most people work Monday – Friday with limited vacation time, this is AWESOME.

2. But alcohol at a liquor store or grocery store.

I can’t fix the first but if you live in Indiana and are are fed up with our ass-backwards liquor laws you CAN do something about it. Go to Hoosiers for Beverage Choice and sign the petition!

Short and sweet: I can go to any bar or restaurant, Colts game, Pacers game, or car race at the Motor Speedway, etc. on Sunday and get drunk off my gourd, then drive home. But I cannot go to the store and buy a six pack of beer or bottle of wine and take it back home and drink it.

Now if you’re a “Hoosier” (or in my case a transplant) sign the petition or I’ll send Hill Billy Jack after you!

~BCP

Note: Martial arts tie-in includes Hill Billy Jack’s “iron skin” training and his use of battle field tactics (i.e., the groin kick, dirt to the eyes, etc) which hearken back to the battle field intent of martial arts.

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