News article HERE.
NEW YORK (Reuters) – Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of “mythical facts” about him…it includes such humorous “facts” as “Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried” and “Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits,” the suit said, as well as “Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.”
“Some of the ‘facts’ in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities,” the lawsuit alleges.
I wonder if Chuck will sue Google? I have the I-Google Chuck Norris Fact Generator installed on my I-Google page. The current fact is:
If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
~BCP
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Adam Thoroughbegood // January 9, 2009 at 2:43 AM
“If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.” – currently actually yields 41,600 results.
Bob Patterson // January 9, 2009 at 5:46 AM
Ah well, even the legends get the butts kicked…
Brennan Graves // March 23, 2009 at 10:03 AM
He already got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee
Chance // April 25, 2009 at 10:14 PM
very true butt if there was another one he would kick bruce lee’s ass
Bob Patterson // April 26, 2009 at 2:12 PM
It depends on which one was the star and what was in the contract.
Remember, it was a movie…
T-bag // September 11, 2009 at 7:54 AM
haha Chuck won that fight,he hit bruce with a perfect death punch that killed bruce 2 years later.